methvevo:

should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me

scottthepilgrim:

actionables:

The mating calls of a teenage white boy

what the FUCK

do you ever get so emotional and you just

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vinegod:

My dog York won’t do it for the vine by Wellington Boyce

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

susemoji:

snapchatmi:

Some of my snapchats~

have you thought of capitalising on your skills

vanjalen:

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

at what point does a joke die because i think we’ve beaten this horse into the ground with an aluminum bat